Ketika Tuhan Menciptakan Indonesia

Suatu hari Tuhan tersenyum puas melihat sebuah planet yang baru saja diciptakan-Nya. Malaikat pun bertanya, “Apa yang baru saja Engkau ciptakan, Tuhan?” “Lihatlah, Aku baru saja menciptakan sebuah planet biru yang bernama Bumi,” kata Tuhan sambil menambahkan beberapa awan di atas daerah hutan hujan Amazon. Tuhan melanjutkan,”Ini akan menjadi planet yang luar biasa dari yang pernah Aku ciptakan. Diplanet baru ini, segalanya akan terjadi secara seimbang”.

Lalu Tuhan menjelaskan kepada malaikat tentang Benua Eropa. Di Eropa sebelah utara, Tuhan menciptakan tanah yang penuh peluang dan menyenangkan seperti Inggris, Skotlandia dan Perancis. Tetapi didaerah itu, Tuhan juga menciptakan hawa dingin yang menusuk tulang.

Di Eropa bagian selatan, Tuhan menciptakan masyarakat yang agak miskin, seperti Spanyol dan Portugal, tetapi banyak sinar matahari dan hangat serta pemandangan eksotis di Selat Gibraltar.

Lalu malaikat menunjuk sebuah kepulauan sambil berseru, “Lalu daerah apakah itu Tuhan?” “O, itu,”kata Tuhan, “itu Indonesia. Negara yang sangat kaya dan sangat cantik diplanet bumi. Ada jutaan flora dan fauna yang telah Aku ciptakan di sana. Ada jutaan ikan segar di laut yang siap panen. Banyak sinar matahari dan hujan. Penduduknya Ku ciptakan ramah tamah, suka menolong dan berkebudayaan yang beraneka warna. Mereka pekerja keras, siap hidup sederhana dan bersahaja serta mencintai seni.”

Dengan terheran-heran, malaikatpun protes, “Lho, katanya tadi setiap negara akan diciptakan dengan keseimbangan. Kok Indonesia baik-baik semua. Lalu dimana letak keseimbangannya?”

Tuhan pun menjawab dalam bahasa Inggris,”Wait, until you see the idiots I put in the government.” (tunggu sampai Saya menaruh ‘idiot2’ di pemerintahannya)……hehe.

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